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 A Sign in a shoe repair store :

We will heel you  
We will save your sole  
We will even dye for you.  
  

In a Podiatrist's office:    
"Time wounds all heels."  
  

On a Septic Tank Truck:  
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels  
  

At an Optometrist's Office:  
"If you don't see what you're looking for,  
You've come to the right place."  
  

On a Plumber's truck :  
"We repair what your husband fixed."  
  

On another Plumber's truck:  
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."  
  

At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee:  
"Invite us to your next blowout."  
  

On an Electrician's truck:  
"Let us remove your shorts.";  
  

In a Non-smoking Area:  
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."  
  

On a Maternity Room door:  
"Push. Push. Push."  
  

At a Car Dealership:  
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."  
  

Outside a Muffler Shop:  
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."  
  

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:  
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"  
  

At the Electric Company:  
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.  
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."  
  

In a Restaurant window:  
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."  
  

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:  
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."  
  

At a Propane Filling Station:  
"Thank Heaven for little grills."  
  

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:  
"Best place in town to take a leak."  
  

And the best one for last:

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:  
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"